Kearney Zzyzwicz Jr. is the son of Kearney Zzyzwicz. It is found out he overcame his parents' divorce by sleeping in a drawer at night. He also was seen sitting on Gil's lap when Gil was dressed as Santa Claus. Kearney Jr. may also have a younger brother since a baby Kearney goes to thethe small sandbox next to Moe's and he bullies Maggie, along other babies.

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